PRE-NAP
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Phase 1: Pre-Nap
-Woke up from epic nap. Discovered this "crypto" thing. Yawn.-Built a team of advisors (mostly otters with surprising financial acumen).-Gathered enough lettuce to fuel a decade of napping (research purposes).
Phase 2: Launch Nap
-Dropping $CAPPI - the dankest crypto this side of the Amazon.-Doge & Shiba can't handle these chill vibes. Prepare for maximum nappening.-Marketing blitz featuring Cappi napping with unlikely celebrity pals (think sloths and koalas).
Phase 3: Power Nap
-Develop the Napverse - a VR paradise of endless lettuce fields and cuddle -puddles.-CappiCoin Nap Tracker - monitor your gains while you snooze. #naponomics-Invest in revolutionary napping tech - anti-gravity hammocks and self-scratching machines.
Phase 4: Eternal Nap
-$CAPPI reaches critical chill mass. Everyone naps their way to riches.-Lettuce becomes the new world currency. (Finally!)-Cappi naps into the cosmic void, leaving behind a legacy of chill vibes and financial freedom.